- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

whats black and white? a zebra

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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