- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What do you call white trash Garbage

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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