- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

women rights

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

My wife made me a sandwich

honest politician

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