How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Jerry.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What do you call a black man? A person

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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anal seepage

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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