Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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whats one plus one penis

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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