Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

kaite is dumb that is true

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Women's Rights

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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