how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Compton

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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