- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

A black person walks out of KFC

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

The Moon Landing.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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