- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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