Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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How High is a Chinese man

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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