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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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