why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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get in the car.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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what's black and can't swim?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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