- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Well, there's one way...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!