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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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