Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

YOLO

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

justin littleton being sucessful

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why is the ground wet It rained

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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