if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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