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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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