what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

destiny

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Yock

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

I am a joke. I am funny.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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