- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

women's rights

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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