- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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