Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Derp

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Yock

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

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