- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

I am dyslexic

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

God wrote this joke.................................

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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