'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Poop!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Justin Bieber's mother.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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