Which is longer? A rope...

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Women's rights

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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