- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hard cheese

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

I have a gay camel

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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