How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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This sentance contains three errers

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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