- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Happy Monday!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

DEATH.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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