A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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