why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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more chocolate?

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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