Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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The WPGA tour

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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