Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Dumb

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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