- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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