What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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A Pakistani news reader.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Michel Moor on a die...

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