What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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