Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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