A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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