What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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