Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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world peace

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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You all have Aids

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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