Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Sex education in Texas,

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A fish swims up your penis...

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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