Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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