What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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