- Anti Joke

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Loner.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.