What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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This is not funny.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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