Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Hi

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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