- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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