How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

anal seepage

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

There's my tractor.

Justin Bieber

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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