- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

what is orange? an orange

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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