- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Where's my tractor?

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

knock knock who's there? hope

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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