- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

darude- sandstorm

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

It says so on your cap.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Refrigerator

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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