- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Michel Moor on a die...

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A russian gives away vodka.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

think twice or at least think

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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