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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Cool Brian

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

It's all Taggart

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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