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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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