Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Racial Equality

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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