A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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