Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Winter

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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