- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

men, men like men= men+bed

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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