why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

You know whats better than 24? 25

you gay?

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brock has small hands for a small job

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Stop. Seriously stop.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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