Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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well now

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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This is an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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