- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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