What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what did the farmer do? plant

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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