- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A kid has no friends.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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