Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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