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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Happy Monday!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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