Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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