How old is your mom Dead

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

YOU

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What color is red paint? Red

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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