- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

ur mum

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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