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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

i just pooped that is all!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.