Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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