Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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