What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Bacon is delcious.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Moo! I'm a goat!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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