How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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