You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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