- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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