- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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