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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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