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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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