one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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My mom

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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