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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Poker? I barely even know her.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A train poops its pants.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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