- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

womens rights

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

whats black and large -me

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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