roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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