What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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My love life

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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