- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

David Cameron

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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