Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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