What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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