- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Burp

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Are you Drew?

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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