Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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