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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

what's black and can't swim?

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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