- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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