- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

c-? men, C-men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

long in the tooth!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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