- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

your moms my other ride

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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