What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Derp

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Your face

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Carrot fingers

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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