Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Wanker

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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