a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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