- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

i keep getting thumbs down...

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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