what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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