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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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