Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Mitt Romney

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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womens rights

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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