Jerry.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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