Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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