What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

The WNBA

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

The MLS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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