- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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