Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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The WPGA tour

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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