Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Homonyms should be band.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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