what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Today is March 22.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

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