What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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tommy is retared

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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