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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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