- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Guess what? Holocaust

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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