A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Womens rights

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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