What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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