This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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