What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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no pun intended

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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willie revilame

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Here's another:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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